Song About a Woman Who Charged Too Much

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Song About a Woman Who Charged Too Much
  • I asked a woman for her cunt,
  • she quoted me a high price,
  • and so I said: "It isn't right
  • to ask one man for that amount.
  • Now do me and yourself a favor –
  • sell me a portion of your wares,
  • as my love won't require much.
  • "Merchants sell small portions of gold,
  • worth more than your cunt, you will agree.
  • They sell small portions of bread and honey;
  • for meat and salt, the same thing holds.
  • Thus you too should sell your cunt,
  • since other men are sure to come
  • and buy the portions still unsold.
  • "And you'll be able, by this art,
  • to sell it all, for once word spreads
  • that you sell piecemeal, many men
  • like me will gladly buy a part.
  • And I'll do you a special favor:
  • if you want to keep your navel,
  • I'll be happy to take your arse."

[English version by Richard Zenith]